How tall are you?
HOW THE FUCK IS GIMLI TALLER THAN ALL THESE PEOPLE LAST TIME I CHECKED HE WAS A DWARF?????
this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.
Friend of mine is living on Zanzibar. Not too long ago, he headed home with an octopus from the fish market for dinner. It wasn’t dead, it turned out. It let itself out of his shopping bag and toured the bus. He ended up taking it down to the water and releasing it, because when you’ve shown someone the sights of Stone Town, you can’t very well eat them
make me choose
alwayysblue asked: Ten in Season 3 or Ten in Season 4
Tough one! Because season 3 is when I fell in love with Ten but season 4 has my favorite companion ever. So season 4 because Ten+Donna is the most awesome. :)
pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
FAVOURITE EVERYTHING → Doctor Who
"When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better."